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"Cat Burglar"    –    –    –    –    –  (Digital Download)

"Cat Burglar" – – – – – (Digital Download)

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THEME: Cat Stealing Things From The Neighbors and Bringing Them Home

2 (Front/Back) 8.5 x 5.5 PDF Digital Download

VISUAL THEME: Cat Burlglars

FRONT: Pull-out Quote From Poem

BACK: Complete Poem

COMPLETE TEXT: "CAT BURGLAR" (Front Pull-out Quoted and Bolded)

Cat Burglar
by Frank Elkins ©2016

Look what the cat dragged in!
I don't know where to begin...

A dead rat,
a mangled lizard,
a half eaten bird
without any gizzard.

Children's floaties
from a neighbor's pool –
A pair of sunglasses 
that look pretty cool.

A disposable diaper, 
over six pairs of gloves –
Something left at the back door
every morning with love.

"A literal "cat burglar" 
living right under my roof –
I know he's a criminal
but I have no firm proof.

At first it was cute, 
but I'm starting to worry...
He's moving from petty larceny
to Grand Theft in a hurry!"

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